Saturday, May 10, 2014

#subblog

Just be straight up with me. Cause you know That I know that you want me. #ItsOBVI

the good ole days.

I remember when there were no "good ole days" because we were living them. I didn't sit and reminisce. I was not looking for a girl to kiss. Cause in the "good ole days" I was looking for a girl to dis. Cause it was bros before hoes. Before all you hoes, took my bros. I remember when all I needed to fill my gut was a chicken Pattie sandwich. But now I need more. And I didn't worry about growing up and being poor. Cause I was going to be a professional anything. Cause was ambitious. "I miss my diagonal grill cheeses"-Chance The Rapper. I miss having one teacher for the whole school year. I miss thinking, being grown up was cool. Man I was a fool. Now I'm just a tool writing about the past cause he refuses to move on and grow up.

Sunday, May 4, 2014

how to not get full credit on a blog post

Step 1: Forget to do assignment
Step 2: post after it's dew.
Now assuming you have done steps 1-2 correctly you now have a less than sufficient score for an assignment.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Friday, April 25, 2014

Dear kyle

Hi Kyle it's been awhile. But I would like to tell you I'm fine with this here revealing of the names. I just wanted to be mad at you cause "I'm just an angry mother f@%ka"-black guy from a rap song I heard.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

leaving

I'm leaving. I'm going far away. I'm going where you will not fond me. I'm going where the train does not make a stop and where the cliff does not drop. I am not telling you or anyone else where I am going it will be me myself and my tboughts. Don't try and find me cause you won't. I will be on cloud 8 cause I know you will be looking on cloud 9. I am not hiding because you will be seeking. And that means you will find me. I am not running away cause I can bot be caught. I am not going to make any stops because I hate stopping to do stuff. I want to get where I'm going and I want to go where I'm Geting.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

La la la la la la la la
I CANT HEAR YOU
La la la la la la la l a

Sunday, March 23, 2014

These bones.

So here is an attempt at being deep, or hipster what ever you call it.

                        These bones.
These bones.... MY!!! bones. Are filled with words that are trapped inside and must be broken out. I must feel the pain of a tibia or fibia braking before I can listen to the wisdom these bones have. I can only hear when I'm laying in bed wondering what I will do to get thru these 4, 6 or even 8 weeks. I ask my self will I just be a burden to hangout with. So i decide I will stay home and listen to the sound of my bones telling me. "Your better than this. After I am healed you will do great things!!." I sit as my bones tell me I'm worth more than i thought. So I make it thru the recovery prosses only to be thrown back into a society that puts down those dreams of being something great. I sit there wishing my bones would talk but the wound is healed and they are once again silenced, and now the old wound is open again. The wound of a creativety suppressing society!!!

And this is a little sample of my inner hipster slash deep thinker;)

Saturday, March 15, 2014

work hard

"Work hard and the world is yours" this is a lie!! There are people that already have the power to keep you from succeeding. Bit don't not work hard. Just know that you need more than just hard work.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

The unknown

The unknown is terrifying and haunting!!!!
The unknown is something you can not change. It is what makes you question yourself and others. It will bring the worst thoughts about life, into your mind. There is nothing to stop them from entering. The thoughts will come and go, but never stop coming. You think you can figure out the unknown but you can't. You can plan for it for when it happens....... If it happens. It could have fur, it might have razor sharp claws, or even fly really fast and man I hope it dosent fly!!!! One day it will find you and you thought you were prepared but you were not. You thought it would be insignificant, but it's not. You won't know the unknown till you know the unknown.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

who wore it best?

On tonight's' who wore it best Oscar edition. we have.
1.Witch of the north(me)
                &
2.Ellen Degeneress (host of the Oscars)
Feel free to vote.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

differnt

Oh it's different you want? Ok let me give it a try
I'm different, yeah I'm different I'm different, yeah I'm different I'm different, yeah I'm different Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin'! Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin'! Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin'! Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin'! Middle finger up to my competition I'm different, yeah I'm different I'm different, yeah I'm different I'm different, yeah I'm different Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin'! Verse 1 Pull up to the scene but my roof gone When I leave the scene bet ya boo gone And I beat the pussy like a new song 2 Chainz but I got me a few on Everything hot skipped luke warm Tell shawty buss it open off on a new song Got a present for the present in a gift wrapping I don't feel good but I'm trigga' happy Bet the stripper happy Bet the wizard had me And I wish a nigga wood like a kitchen cabinet And me and you are cut from a different fabric I'm fuckin so good it's a bad habit Bitch sit down you got a bad atti(tude) Gave her the wrong number and a bad addy You ain't going nowhere like a bad navi Ass so big I told her look back at it Look back at it Look back at it Then I put a fat rabbit on a Craftmatic I am so high... attic I am so high like a attic Chorus Verse 2 2 Chainz got your girl on the celly And when I get off the celly I made her meet at the telly When she meet at the telly I put it straight in her belly When it go in her belly, it ain't sh*t you can tell me Hair long, money long Me and broke niggas we don't get along Hair long, money long Me and broke niggas we don't get along I paid a 1, 000 dollars for my sneakers Ye told ya, a 100k for a feature Eee-err Eee-err, sound of the bed Beat it up, beat it up, then I get some head Well I might get some head, then I beat it up I don't give a fuck, switch it up, nigga live it up Yeah it's going down, she get up Might valet park a Brinks truck

Sunday, February 16, 2014

lost

My thoughts are lost @ sea. Stranded on the idea of me and you. You can be Wilson. I want to be the one that goes crazy....... I think I already am. 


Gurl I want to be the the reason there is peanut butter with jam. What a cliche. I want you by my side when I'm old and sayin "back in my day".
             
You are a mother freakin Dragon!!! I am a simple night. I want to slay you but I'm scarred;);). (Lol!!)  Gurl you are trill. If we were playing Mario kart I took a spill on that banana peel for real ya feel? ( 2 chainz stuff right there)
I want to be yours but you are a closed locked door. So I will go find those "easy" to open unlocked doors for now.
      I can't think about anything but the thought of me and you. SSSHHHH hold your breath, honk your horn, were going Into the tunnel......vision.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

my last post

This is not my last post this is about my last post.

My last post makes me sound like a 13 year old girl. Than again maybe I am you will never know. At least until Nelson makes us tell everyone who we are. Which in that case I will lie and say I am some hipster blog that gets on the top 5.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Sick

I don't feel well. I don't have a headache, I don't have a stomachache, I don't have a fever, I don't have the chills.
     It's not what I'm sick with, it's what I'm sick of. I'm sick of being told we are friends, I'm sick of hearing "lets hangout", I'm sick of only talking because we are at the same place at the same time.
               I'M SICK OF FAKE PEOPLE

Thursday, February 6, 2014

CRANS

CRANS

C is for the colors I could have used to color a dog. It could have been yellow or pink. It was what color I wanted it to be
R is for the repetitive creativity abuse I have endured from age K-12.
A is for the DEAD future astronaut in me. May he rest in peace.
N is for NO.
S is for sex. The word that once learned things will never be the same. Innocence is lost. Childhood ends and Adulthood is in sight.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Why am I human?

I'm human cause I have waited till now to post this. Procrastination, one of the few things that makes me human.
   I was given an entire week. No it's not that I forgot about it all week, I decided to put it off till now. so now I will try my best to put something on my blog that's not total SHIT
And now my phone is not gonna let me take this stupid underline off. So looks like you are reading a last minute shit post. But than again isn't tbt exactly what this is? Ya it is. So lets hope this is the last Time this happens. 

P.S Nelson  don't get your panties in a bunch cause I'm "just getting credit" and I am a tourist I really do t wanna hear that crap. I am just proving I'm human!!!!!

Monday, January 27, 2014

Why?

Why, why do I let my thoughts abuse me? Why do I let all these negative condemnations of myself enter my mind?
Why can't I let these thoughts roll on by?
Why should I care what they think?
Why do I tell myself I don't care, than find myself fixated on the judgments that surround me?
Why do I try to impress people who would do nothing for me?
Why do I try so hard to get people to like me?
Why can't I be ok with being alone?
Why do my thoughts bring me so much self doubt?
Why is being alone with many cats so fround upon?
Why have I not started my cat collection yet?
Why should I not become a recluse?
Why do you care if I spend hours on end in my house with cats?
Why am I ok with this?
Why did this post turn Into me planning my sad lonely life?
Why am I questioning it?
Why would you read this far?
Why don't I end this post yet?

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Me/Intro

Me

I am gonna be me and not be what people think I am or what they want me to be. I'm not gonna be this or that or him or her. I'm gonna be what I want to be behind this screen. I'm going to say what I want to say. "I do me the best"-Dizzy Wright. so why should I do anyone but me?
     So I don't care if you like what I write. "And the stuff that I write, is even tougher than dykes"-Nas
Ok so it might not be that tough, but all I'm saying is I'm not gonna ( bro its "Going to") write what every one will like. "Cause suckers be like playing themselves to have mass appeal"-Gang starr

 The reason for the name is do to the fact that people "Think you know me but you have no idea"-A lot of people. Just like how people think they know which's. Cause which's are mean and nasty there evil. Which's are Bitches. so you hear Which Of The North, you think oh its an old hag......MAN WERE YOU WRONG!!!!!!! Do you feel stupid? cause guess what this which is a dime!!!! And that is how i feel. People think i am a typical which.  "But there is more than meets the eye"- Optimus Prime. So this blog is a chance for me to TRANSFORM.

     This is me. So if you don't like it feel free to Leave me HATE in the comments. A wise men once said "I love my haters"
Hey it's your hommie from the north.